A Tale of Two Tinder Encounters

A few weeks ago on Tinder, a guy opened a conversation with the line ‘Real?’ to which I replied ‘Not real’. So far we’re channelling Hunger Games #relationshipgoals Peeta & Katniss, I’ve got this under control, it’s all good. His next comment however, wrote him off straightaway. ‘Weed? Leather? Attenborough?’ As I’m not really a fan…

How To Be Someone Who Likes the Gym

I need to start by just clarifying that the title of this post is an optimistic one. Today is Thursday and I just bought a gym membership. The last time I did such a thing, I think I never went back to the gym in question again. In fact, that gym still charges me £35…